Casting the Major Players In The Trump/Russia Movie (UPDATED)
It's going to happen whether we like it or not. To be honest it already kind of feels like we're in a movie, where the president is a reality TV star and the twist is a leaker named Reality Winner. Not even Charlie Kaufman could make this shit up. Life is truly stranger than fiction.
Something this big is going to have a dramatic ending. Something this big is going to need some dramatic actors. So here's my take on who should play who. Not based on looks but because I know they can pull it off. But looks don't hurt either.
UPDATED: Since this case is a revolving shitstorm we need to update. Gorka has a pointless existence. He never even had a security clearance. But Felix Sater is. And Liev can fortunately pull off Sater. Oh and now Don Jr might get fucked too. And Ivanka as always is irrelevant...for now.
UPDATE #2: All roads lead to Paul Manafort. Bump him up to the top.
Paul Manafort
Former Trump Campaign Chairman
Sylvester Stallone
Admiral Rogers
NSA Director
Alan Tudyk
Dan Coats
Director of National Intelligence
James Comey
Former Director of the FBI
Kyle Chandler
Hillary Clinton
2016 Democratic Presidential Nominee
Meryl Streep
Donald Trump
President of the United States
Liam Neeson
Steven Bannon
Chief Strategist for the President
Paul Giamatti
Robert Mueller
Head of Special Counsel
Robert De Niro
Jeff Sessions
Attorney General
Martin Freeman
Felix Sater
President's Former Business Partner
Liev Schreiber
Former Campaign Manager for Hillary Clinton
Grant Gustin
Sally Yates
Former Acting Attorney General
Melissa Leo
Michael Flynn
Former NSC Adisvor
Sean Harris
Jared Kushner
Son In Law to Trump and Senior White House Advisor In Charge of...Everything
Miles Tiller
Kellyanne Conway
Counselor To The President
Sarah Paulson
Carter Page
Former Foreign Policy Advisor To Trump Campaign
Donald Trump Jr.
Son of Donald J Trump
Jake Johnson
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